posted by Dave Arnold
Donâ€™t get mad. Everyone I know makes an heirloom tomato salad; but heirloom tomato salad irritates me. A tomato isnâ€™t delicious because it is an old variety or because it comes from a farmerâ€™s market. A tomato is delicious if it tastes good. Many heirloom varieties arenâ€™t very good.
It is true that most supermarket tomatoes are awful,Â but there are some supermarket grape and cherry tomatoes that are shipped from afar and taste great all year long—much better than many in-season heirlooms. Are bad local tomatoes better than good shipped ones ?
As a category, what do heirlooms have going for them?Â They are old varieties.Â Â Hey, I have a vintage car; itâ€™s a Ford Pinto. No thanks.
Some heirloom tomatoes are absolutely fantasticÂ when grown at the right farm by the right people.Â My all-time favorite tomato is Aunt Rubyâ€™s German Green as grown at Stokes Farm in Old Tappan, New Jersey.Â I wait for it every year.Â This year I wept bitter tears because I was in Italy during the first week of its season.Â The Aunt Rubies Iâ€™ve had from other farms in the area rate from good to so-so. If legal means of acquisition were not available I’dÂ be willing to go to jail to get my hands on Stokes’. It is important to know both the variety and the farmer.
Aunt Ruby was an actual person, Ruby Arnold (no relation). She lived in Tennessee and died in 1997 at the age of 82 after passing on her wonderful tomato (and several other good tomatoes, including, some claim,Â the German Stripe ).Â We should all have such a legacy.
Her German green tomatoes are green when ripe with a pinkish red blush on the bottom.Â They are large—sometimes over a pound.Â They come by their heirloom status honestly.Â They are fragile—even slight squeezes and bumps damage them.Â They have strange shapes.Â They will often go rotten in the field. They also have an intense tomato flavor with an irresistible tartness.Â The first time you eat one you canâ€™t believeÂ you’ve gotÂ a green tomato.Â At the market IÂ spend at leastÂ half an hour hemming and hawingÂ trying to findÂ ideal specimens at the greenmarket.Â Make sure the bottom has the blush—no blush, no sale.Â For Godâ€™s sake, donâ€™t squeeze the tomato.Â The guys at Stokeâ€™s have numerous signs saying that softness is not an indicator of ripeness.Â The only indicator of ripeness, they say, is the color—especially the color around the stem end of the tomato,Â whichÂ ripens last.Â Instinctively, I donâ€™t believe them.Â I check for color AND texture, but not by squeezing.Â I get a feeling for texture just by lifting the tomato, ostensibly to check the color on the other side.
Here is my favorite recipe:
As many Aunt Ruby German Green tomatoes from Stokes Farm as you can afford at $4.75 a pound.
Recently Nils and IÂ used the Aunt Rubyâ€™s German green to make a liquor shot at a Star Chefs workshop.Â We blended 35 dollars worth of Aunt Rubies with a couple of pounds of roasted beef and 2 liters of vodka.Â We took the pulpy mess and ran it through our rotary evaporator to obtain clear beef and tomato hooch.Â Iâ€™d be lying if I said people liked it.Â But those people had no vision. Nils and I had faith, and knew what to do.Â The liquor didnâ€™t taste right because the sugars, acids, and salts needed to balance it hadnâ€™t distilled—they werenâ€™t volatile.Â Once we added those back to the liquor it was, to our taste, pretty cool.Â I wouldnâ€™t serve it as a sipping drink or in mixed cocktails, but it served admirably as a short-shot accompaniment to our vacuum infused tuna sinew cooked a la plancha. Oh yeah.