Posted by Mindy Lvoff
We’re adding a new page to our SkÃ¥l Project: our WANTED List. It’s a list of celebrities that we want… no, NEED to come in and skÃ¥l.
At the top of our SkÃ¥l Wish List sits none other than Max von Sydow…
The reward? Your own personal bottle of Cooking Issues Aquavit:
I know what you’re thinking: Damn. I really want to taste that aquavit that everyone’s talking about… but I don’t know Max! Good news, ladies & gentlemenâ€”we have an entire list of celebrities that we would LOVE to skÃ¥l. If you happen to have a connection to one of the following people and can get them to come in, you’ve just won yourself the opportunity to come in and skÃ¥l with them. If you know a celebrity not on this list who might want to come in and skÃ¥l, let us know! Also, if you’re dying to see your favorite celebrity come in and skÃ¥l, send us a comment with their name and we’ll add them to the list. Let’s get ready to SKÃ…LLLLLLLLLLLL!
(Please check back regularly as we will constantly be adding names to this Wish List!)
THE SKÃ…L WISH LIST
Ang Lee (who apparently once said that Aquavit was his favorite restaurant while Nils was Chef)
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jean-Georges Vongerichten (we have a picture of his doppleganger and would love to post them side-by-side)
Jennifer 8 Lee
King of SwedenÃ‘ Carl XVI Gustaf
Mary Louise Parker (who Dave met at an Esquire party and thinks is awesome)
Mayor Michael Bloomberg (who promised to go to Aquavit while Nils was Chef and, wellâ€¦ here’s your chance)
President Bill Clinton
President George W. Bush
Samuel L. Jackson
Stephen Colbert (if he comes in, we will throw in a free event for our troops AND Nils & Dave will shave their heads!!!)
The Donald (Trump)
Vice President Dan Quayle
Vice President Dick Cheney
William H. Macy (our IT guy, Rob McDonald, is his doppelganger)
20 thoughts on “WANTED: Celebrity SkÃ¥ls”
Do dead celebrities like to skÃ¥l? Because Bruce Lee would kick your ass at it.
There’s a guy on the 2nd floor at FCI who bears striking semblance to will ferrell…
Jennifer 8. Lee doesn’t drink but is willing to skÃ¥l with a different liquid, or so she tweeted at me last night.
Leland!!! You wonderful man, you! Yes, we do have a non-alcoholic version of the skÃ¥l for non-drinkers. Will you ask her to contact us? You’ve just won yourself a skÃ¥l!
what about william shatner? I think he would go great next to regis
Great suggestion, Intern Oegema! He will be added.
In SNL rapping mode, of course.
Steve Buscemi, Angus Young, and Amy Sedaris (with her bro)
im going to dig up Kelly Ripa’s email address, you should put her side by side with Regis, (and yes, i know you were probably going to do that anyway!)
Set it up bro.
what about Bill Murray?
I can’t believe we didn’t think of him.
Hell yes. You have the in?
I have a classmate who’s BFFs with Sandra Lee, of Semi-Homemade. Interested?
Jonas bros skoal.
also I used to be tight with Lil Jon, but we have beef now.
A fly on the wall whispered “Jeff Goldblum, now that we know he’s still with us.” Sadly no in. But Colbert could snag him 🙂
SP: Jon Stewart
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